Next to “know what she’s thinking” (29 searches), people want to know themselves and what they want. ex: “know what is true for you” (13 searches), “know what you desire” (5 searches), “how to know yourself” (4 searches), “how to get to know yourself” (3 searches), and “how to know what you want” (3 searches).

Searches including the word “husband” returned a surprising amount of queries involving strap-ons and dildos (646 searches), whereas “gang bang wife” (423 searches) and “sexy slut wife” (410 searches) ranked higher than strap-ons (172 searches) when the search keyword was “wife.”

Drawing animals, people and noses  fell just under bondage (21 searches) and drawing dragons (24 searches) for step-by-step instructions. Twice as many searchers needed instructions for drawing roses.

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